livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

(Source: patrickstormborn, via joshpeck)

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(Source: barretweed, via hotboyproblems)

Post-Hobby Lobby, Religious Orgs Want Exemption From LGBT Hiring Order


tinyhousedarling:

Replace LGBTQ with African-American, Latino, Asian, Irish, Middle Eastern and I’ll find you a million stories from friends and family that will attest, we’ve been through this already. Let’s just stop.

(Source: chodeboy, via trait)

charizard:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

god i hate when people leak my baby pictures

charizard:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

god i hate when people leak my baby pictures

(Source: precumming, via littlespacethings)

  • Me:
  • Parents:
  • Me:
  • Parents:
  • Me: *puts earbuds in*
  • Parents: iebdwibtifhd
  • Me: what
  • Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
  • Me: what
  • Me: *takes out earbuds*
  • Parents:
  • Parents:
  • Me: *puts earbuds back in*
  • Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
  • Me: what