briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

(via joshpeck)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

(Source: thesacredword, via stability)

did-you-kno:

Chocolate milk was once sold as medicine.  Source

did-you-kno:

Chocolate milk was once sold as medicine. Source

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

(Source: patrickstormborn, via joshpeck)

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(Source: barretweed, via hotboyproblems)

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tinyhousedarling:

Replace LGBTQ with African-American, Latino, Asian, Irish, Middle Eastern and I’ll find you a million stories from friends and family that will attest, we’ve been through this already. Let’s just stop.